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ChatGPT-Did I Take My Morning Pills?
(Original Country-Blues Song Lyrics)

(Verse 1)
Woke up feelin’ kinda hazy,
Stumbled to the kitchen, mind a little lazy.
Looked at the counter, saw my pillbox there,
Now I’m standin’ here, just scratchin’ my hair.

(Pre-Chorus)
Monday, Tuesday, Lord, I don’t know…
Did I take ‘em or not? Guess it won’t show.

(Chorus)
Did I take my morning pills, or am I losin’ my mind?
That little blue one, the round one, the long one in a line.
Doctor said, “Don’t skip a day,” but I’m stuck in a loop,
If I take ‘em twice, will I end up in a swoop?
Did I take my morning pills? Oh, Lord, give me a sign!

(Verse 2)
Checked my coffee, checked the sink,
Checked my pockets, tried to think.
Called my wife, but she just sighed,
Said, “Honey, you ask that every time!”

(Pre-Chorus)
Yellow for pressure, white for the pain,
One to keep my sugar sane.
But which ones went down? I ain't too sure,
Guess I’ll just wait and hope for the cure.

(Chorus – Big & Bold!)
Did I take my morning pills, or am I losin’ my mind?
That little blue one, the round one, the long one in a line.
Doctor said, “Don’t skip a day,” but I’m stuck in a loop,
If I take ‘em twice, will I end up in a swoop?
Did I take my morning pills? Oh, Lord, give me a sign!

(Bridge – Slow & Dramatic)
Maybe I need a checklist or a bell that rings,
Or a parrot that shouts, “Take your damn things!”
‘Cause I’m tired of wonderin’, tired of guessin’,
Ain’t tryna turn my health into a life lesson.

(Final Chorus – Full Power!)
Did I take my morning pills, or am I losin’ my mind?
That little blue one, the round one, the long one in a line.
If I skip it, I’ll be in pain, if I double up, I might go insane,
Somebody help, ‘cause this is a strain!
Did I take my morning pills? Or do I just pretend I’m fine?

(Outro – Spoken, with a Chuckle)
Eh, I’ll figure it out in an hour… or two…